breathethestarlight:

squirtlette:

dancingpurge:

lizzorasaurus:

robotkind:

raceagainstelegance:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the freeway! It is Raceagainstelegance, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular cry, her voice cometh:

“Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!”

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Robotkind, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars apocalyptically:

“I’m going to fuck you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!”

Running across the mountains, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Lizzorasaurus! And she gives a mighty cry:

“I’m going to beat the flaming shit out of you!”

Stalking out of the wasteland, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh DancingPurge! And she gives a cruel roar:

“Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord with reckless abandon!”

Rampaging amidst the wasteland, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Squirtlette! And she gives a cruel scream:

“I’m going to forcibly reverse your gender!!”

o.o

Sprinting out of the cliffs, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Breathethestarlight! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

“For the love of carnage and discord, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!”

oh my

can’t decide if I like it because of the discord bit

or if it just sounds kinky

Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the freeway! It isQuiethoof-bookpony, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

“I’m going to pound you with such reckless abandon, you’ll age fifty years!!!”

Can someone draw this, please?