WARNING! This blog has a tendency to become extremely NSFW!
Quiethoof /kwi-eht-hoof/: 1. n Bookish author pony with luscious hair. 2. n Any pony with a color scheme which merits Eiffel 65's biggest hit. "Quiethoof's got a shot at being a bestseller!" "Quiethoof's blue, ah-bu-dee-ah-bu-dah!" 3. adj The feeling obtained when a character is depicted in a risqué situation and every subsequent attempt at imagining said character results in thoughts of that picture first. "Man, ever since I saw that latex thong picture, that pony has been Quiethoof for me."
I am a stallion, thank you very much.
My home is in Moon City, capitol of Nightmare Moon's empire, where I hold the position of Royal Archivist. The position, and all it's perks, were given to me in payment for services that almost resulted in my death. I once lived in Ponyville, where I managed to acquire an old bookstore at a premium since it still contained all the books, plus my own collection! There was a particularly fiendish one that I got stashed away in the cellar of my current home in a led box in a wooden crate in a cage. Don't open that one, it's nasty.
I might do picture answers for questions if you ask nicely~