heysammy: trentofsky: trentofsky: trentofsky: trentofsky: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You’re going to die alone In the woods with Shia LaBeouf Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf
ask-caesar-thepony: quiethoof-bookpony: ask-caesar-thepony: queenfrau: Frau, what are blobponies? —— These little tykes! Also, this is my son, Siron~ o3o *squeaks* Neigh Sing me the song of your people, Quiethoof… SING ITTTT… you’re walking in the woods there is no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him ...
QUICK someone teach me physics!!
washingtub: Shit happens in response to other shit. PHYSICS
ask-caesar-thepony: queenfrau: Frau, what are blobponies? —— These little tykes! Also, this is my son, Siron~ o3o *squeaks* Neigh
Garrus: What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
Joker: Uh...I give up.
Joker: Hahaha, alright big guy, what do you call it when a Turian gets killed by a horrible spikey monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to shanxi!
Joker: Hey, you gotta respect the classics.
Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602. Six hundred to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help, and one to request a seat on the council afterwards.
Joker: How do you know when a Turian's out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a back-up weapon.
Garrus: Why does the Alliance hire pilots with Brittle Bone disease?
Joker: You're shitting me! The Turian military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh absolutely, I heard it myself from a private back on Palavan.
Joker: Alright, why does the Alliance hire pilots with Brittle Bone disease?
Garrus: So their Marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one.
Joker: Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a Turian who took a rocket to the side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
snoipahkat: ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LEBEOUF
redridingwiththewolves: Shia LaBeouf takes your leg, and you take his life I guess that makes you Even Stevens
Time once again, for great pony names
askwindswept: Lickity Split Huevo Splash Minute Man Cherry Pop Golden Showers Tummysticks Easy Pickin’s Thumb Drive Dirty Sanchez Gold Digger Money Shot Stab n’ Grab That last one can be used for both a pornstar, and a notorious mugger! :D
addigot-moxie: galaxy-hearts: shoeshined: When Asians attack. OH MY GODS JLAFKJkasefklawjEKLTAJ HIS TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS
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queenfrau: blueeyesbaddragon: mpregamind:
chuckquizmo: you’re walking in the woods there’s no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him