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It’s My Birthday

quiethoof-bookpony:

generalbuttercrust:

generalbuttercrust:

I am now, by law, 22 years old.

I spent last week’s money on food and gas and I won’t get more until friday

Why won’t anyone take my request for pizza seriously.

Oh hey I can reblog my own post I honestly didn’t know that.

Also, someone order me a pizza.

You should buy this guy some pizza

cuteness-daily:

So I decided to look up “happy birthday hamsters” and now I regret nothing.

It’s My Birthday

generalbuttercrust:

generalbuttercrust:

I am now, by law, 22 years old.

I spent last week’s money on food and gas and I won’t get more until friday

Why won’t anyone take my request for pizza seriously.

Oh hey I can reblog my own post I honestly didn’t know that.

Also, someone order me a pizza.

You should buy this guy some pizza

This gif accurately portrays how I play any game ever.

arbor-viridanus:

bogleech:

therainbowbandit:

okay but latias is just hardcore flirting with ash tho

Poor Ash doesn’t even realize that his true destiny was never to capture all pokemon, but to eventually fuck a dragon.

What other ultimate destiny could there ever be in any world that has dragons?

Ash the Dragon Layer

pasiphile:

fructosebat:

swanjolras:

when i find myself in times of trouble

terry pratchett comes to me

whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon

you are capable of literally anything

Sam Vimes once arrested two opposing armies to end a war.

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A Grandmother’s worst nightmare.

snowypup:

i set some milk down and he puts his whole face in it

snowypup:

i set some milk down and he puts his whole face in it

When tits are so big

That I literally have to crouch down and look up to finish reading the stupid joke on the shirt…

It’s hot.

songoharotto:

freshprinceofbeleriand:

doctorspockspaceman:

beyonddesolation:

"gandalf should have just used the eagles to fly to mordor" roughly translates to "i have minimal understanding of tolkien’s universe and i believe that animals are nothing more than slaves to the human race"

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this started getting notes again all of a sudden and im glad people seem to be seeing the wisdom in my words

Eagles got 99 problems but a Ring ain’t one.

None of my old friends are on anymore.

Boo.

adriofthedead:

catbountry:

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE SHITS.

[CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES]

adriofthedead:

catbountry:

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE SHITS.

[CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES]

Bored Pony is Bored

And horny.

But mostly bored.